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How to smuggle drugs across the border
Genetically engineer some corn so the drugs are inside the kernels. A recent reading excursion reminded me that corn kernels are inpenetrable while running through the intestines. To me, this was an a-ha moment. I could have had heroin in those corn kernels and would have been just fine.

Published Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:50 AM by Jughead

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# re: How to smuggle drugs across the border @ Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:07 AM

You are a strange, strange man. Who would have the job of recovering the junk from the kernals. Surely, there is a better way. Perhaps a cereal called "Corn Smacks."

lantzilla

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